Semiha Cigani
✨ Cute Face, Grumpy Soul ✨
18+
Daily Naps
∞
Treats Demanded
100%
Grumpiness
🐾
✨ Cute Face, Grumpy Soul ✨
Semiha Cigani isn't your ordinary feline. She's a fluffy ball of adorable contradictions — impossibly cute yet perpetually unimpressed with everything the world has to offer.
Her royal highness spends her days judging humans from her throne (the sunny spot on the couch), demanding treats with the persistence of a tiny dictator, and blessing us mere mortals with occasional moments of affection — but only on her terms.
Don't let the grumpy face fool you. Deep beneath that frown lies a heart of gold... wrapped in several layers of fluff and attitude. 💕
Her disapproving glare has been perfected over years of practice. One look can make you question all your life choices.
Food bowl 50% empty? Time for a Shakespearean tragedy about starvation and neglect.
With 18+ hours of daily sleep, she's basically a sleep influencer. Very dedicated to her craft.
No cardboard box goes unexamined. If it fits, she sits. Quality control is her passion.
A master manipulator when food is involved. Those big eyes aren't just for show.
Catch her at 3 AM and she's the cuddliest creature alive. We don't talk about that.
"I'm not grumpy. I just have a resting cat face and very high standards."